News: Knee slap the hambone at lightning speed

This is cool but could you help me with this? First grade class in da hood of L.A. Have taught them the words to ....Hambone, Hambone where ya been,
Around the world and back again.
H. bone Hbone, where's your wife? in the kitchen makin rice.
Could you pleeeeze put your dance to these words so that I can bring in my macbk and play it on my classrm tv for them? now THAT would be cool.

Hambone! Hambone!

Hambone, hambone
Where you been?
Round the world and I'm goin' again
What you gonna do when you come back?
Take a little walk by the railroad track
Hambone

Hambone, hambone
Have you heard?
Papa's gonna buy me a mocking bird
And if that mocking bird don't sing
Papa's gonna buy me a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring don't shine
Papa's gonna take it to the five and dime
Hambone

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Ow...that hurts; but that's also awesome and funny. Looks like an elaborate way to disguise slapping your meat. Imagine the rhythm you achieve when you involve the real Ham Bone.

what????